I should initiate a new rule.

"If you are ridden with nymphomania - please attempt to REFRAIN yourself from screwing your fellow colleagues while at work. This applies to corpse_maiden  and exydious_veil and all the other Valkyries."

Dear all,

I would like a 1 year vacation before I lose what's left of my mind - if I even have any left in the first place.

Love,
your All Father

P.S ...........Ahly, Wynnia drank all my stash up. I want another glass of red with my usual medication.

...I could've just sworn that I died the 2nd time. Yes I make no sense but you wouldn't too if you were somewhere else in a place far away from home away from your wives and harem and -

...........................[drops down dead asleep on Hrist's bed]

.......Don't go near me.

I don't like you. I don't like this place. Its weird. I hate weird places. I can't remember how I got here.

I can't remember where I was at last. I can't remember a damn thing.

Don't remember anything but a flash of white - pain - more white light - more pain -and

........This is a jungle.

A temple.

But where and who-?!

I have technology here with me. No idea but I know how to operate it. OS system is out of date but network connection works.

...Someone's coming.

1. Tomorrow's Monday. I hate Mondays.

2. I so didn't want to read about that, Lenneth. I know not if its true that the boy whom I still think is your son - really does that but I so...don't...- *head/desks*

3. *looks at the paperwork mountain*

.....When will Ragnarok even come. I just want to die soon.

As of today,

Valkyries on duty are not allowed to consume more then 1 glass of alcoholic beverages.

You all have a certain drunk bar ornament at Hrist's bar counter for that.

In short - its time to copy the troublesome process of the human mind and -
I need sleep.

I forgot how tedious it was as a human for they need to sleep for at least 5 hours a day to function.

This is an absolute waste of time and yet I feel that I can no longer ignore the fact that this shell will pull me into embarrassing situations should I not succumb to slumber.

Not going to bother with phones. The appointments can wait until Tuesday.

Every once a month, we like to pull little ambushes to see how well prepared our troops are. What basically happens is that we, Aesirs, assume the rank of our opposing forces and spring up an ambush at the most unexpected timing from outside.

Since Lenneth reaped in quite a few newbies, we decided to give them a bit of a test yesterday night, 3 hours after dinner time.

This was what basically happened (or so this was WHAT I witnessed).

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( Oh boy... )

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.....Needless to say, I was lucky that a certain Vanir woman wasn't there to witness this or there'll be Hel to pay over how I'm supposedly slacking........It was rather amusing though.

Lately, my adviser had been faced with heaps of assault coming from people who wishes to split Leone and her apart for reasons not even I know.

Wait, screw that. I do not want to know because if I do, I will rip YOU from limb to limb and then donate them to Garm.

Let's put it this way. I have initiated a seal upon her and I daresay that only me, Frigga and Freya are able to remove it.

*smirks* I daresay that I had quite a bit of fun initiating the seal on her you know.

- Silmeria seeks to enter a singing competition in Midgard. Attempts to persuade Lenneth to join had failed, resulting in a rather sour conflict and bitter accusation of Lenneth proclaiming that Silmeria wants to smear the fact that she is unable to sing.

- Silmeria is down with a fever. While it is not serious as to cause her bodily pain as stated by Lady Eir, Silmeria has been acting as if its the end of the world as compared to Lenneth who is deadly ill with a strange mortal illness.

- Silmeria attempts to test Lenneth's loyalty and devotion towards her by boasting about how she was met with bodily harm in her line of duty and how she just sat there and waited for a holy savior to come and save her resulting in Lenneth flipping off the table.

- Lenneth's temper reached sky high and bluntly told Silmeria that she hates her and has dishonored the house's name with her damsel in distress demeanor.

- Lenneth attempts to soothe things over a few days later which worked quite well until Silmeria kept barging in on her when she is training.

- Silmeria whines about how nervous she is for her singing competition.

- Silmeria whines about how she wants a certain theme for the annual tea party for the Valkyries.

- Silmeria whines about how she is broke when I've bestowed much more materialization points then Lenneth or Hrist.

- Silmeria whines about how she looks like a mess in her new outfit for the tea party that she bought with her allowance. Lenneth responds by loudly pointing out that the other Valkyries, inclusive of herself, doesn't even have a new dress for the annual tea party.

- Silmeria urges Lenneth to contribute cash for her own birthday cake. Lenneth sees this 'self love' as pointless and had to point out again that she is unable to do so. Lenneth does not bother to remind her of the exact reasons for Silmeria would presumably feign ignorance over this whole situation.

- Lenneth walked out of her duties and went down to Nifleheim to confront Lady Ailyth about this matter. It seems that those two are rather good friends which does comes as some form of surprise.

- Lenneth flips out again. Silmeria gets the message and high tailed out of her hall before Lenneth performed her finishing strike on her youngest sister. Several Einherjars were called in to hold her down and her personal medic, Sir Samuel was called in to tranquilize Freya's prized Valkyrie.

- Lenneth surprisingly does not want to hurt Silmeria's feelings this morning and decided that she would just let the young girl learn everything from the hard way, insisting that no good would come if too much force is used on rebelling teenagers.

Frei Gladys
11:30 AM
FRIDAY 1 MAY XXXX
FOLKVANGOR, SESSRUMNIR

Wait.....just WHAT in the name of HEL is going on out there with all the ladies?!

It has come to the point whereby Freya had to keep tabs on everyone in the world wide web I've never dreamed that she would have the patience to work that laptop in her office and everything seems to be pointing at Silmeria who secretly has a grudge against Hrist- wah???!

It depends.

If I'm with my wife, we'll last for only less then 45 minutes because she'll use up all the water to wash her hair, eat up all the food, fog the entire place up with bug spray and then whine about bugs, about having to eat dirt, about having no fire to keep warm (or air con to keep cool) and about having nothing to wash her face with.

If I'm with Leone, I can spend up to a month or more in the wild.

With Alicia or Lenneth, I'll give myself 24 hours before I donate my life to the wild animals.

With Silmeria - I think I might as well declare Ragnarok on myself and surrender to my older sister.

.....WITH my siblings, we are pretty fine in the wild.

I am starting to understand why Freya hates modern technology at times. This electronic journal is grating on my nerves.

Anyways, let's make this short. Due to multiple planned attempts to saperate both Leone and Hrist into saperate entities, I am keeping an eye on her for some time to prevent any harm from that woman.

Lezard, don't make me exhile you to another dimension.

Alicia and Lenneth, just share her alright?

Its not like threesomes are such bad things.

I mean, if you both aren't going to cooperate, then I will jump at the opportunity present.

Next time......I'm choosing the movies. Not the other way round. Frankly speaking, Princess Alicia finds your choice of a Friday night movie utterly horrifying to the point where the poor girl is still running on a severe high fever and gastric flu in the medical wing.

And no, Silmeria, My LITTLE ponies does NOT qualify as a family movie.

Thanks to all the chaos you all have provided me with for this miserable week, I have to carry my work load forward on Saturdays! Damnit, I hate working on Saturdays.

Not like Freya would care.

Maybe I should just wake up early, attend that stupid meeting with Raseri's annoying secretary that comes in the form of SURT the stupid and then come back home and .....see if Hrist is puking her guts out again.

On the topic of Hrist - That woman and that annoying man of Lenneth's (or so he claims himself as) - .....have been grating on my nerves. Badly.

*sighs* It has been a long time since I'm given the luxury of updating this little junk and since Father Time hath but granted me his blessings, would it not be a shame to accept it?

He is a one way road - there is never a "no" for an answer to any of his gifts and to all of creation and its creator, he only transverses forward continuously until the inevitable end.

One can't help but wonder if he too, would perish with all of what we've created.

.......creation. Beautiful. Not here. I want her here now.

Apologies, I've side tracked again.

In any case, allow me to grace you with the antics two of my most intelligent mages have sought to entertained me with for this entire week.

( T H E STORY ACCORDING TO SILMERIA VALKYRIE )

( Eye witness account. )
oOo

........I asked for an EYE WITNESS ACCOUNT, not a freaking fanfiction. But that was what she gave me anyways. =.='

I find it sort of weird that Lezard would just do something like that randomly. I mean, granted that the mad is already without several essential screws in his head but lately, I've no idea what kind of bone he has to pick with my advisor.

Well, I have better things to do then dealing with this childish farce.

I heard it all from Freya already. I thought I would just let this case rest but noooooooo!

A couple of days later, Hrist's computer got infected with several deadly viruses.

A couple of trace routes and some l33tz hacking skills from Thor, we found that it came from Alicia's computer.

Turns out that Lezard was using Alicia's computer to transmit several worms into Hrist's computer.

We all knew what was coming right then.

The next day, Hrist retaliated by blowing Lezard's entire laboratory down with C4 grenades and dynamites. The explosion was so effing loud, I swore that even my son in Helheim could hear the damn thing.

Naturally, everyone was being rudely woken up.

We had to douse the fire and separate the two from killing each other AGAIN.

Lenneth had to step in and stop the two of her harem crew from clawing their eyes out as well.

*grumbles* I don't even want to know WHAT next week's drama will be.

Enough of this, I am going to hit the hay stack and as for Saturday movie night- .....well, I'm telling my daughter Talia and her bird lady friend to PICK out the movie.

...Death?

Fate?

Please do not confuse us Gods for Norns. As divine as we might seem, we are nothing as powerful as the Nornirs.

As such, death is not a stranger to us.

Young man, do you not understand that being a God, certainly does not puts us one step higher above you?

Like every little criminal - I too am living on borrowed time.

Dear EVERYONE,

If you all want to act like children by blowing up laboratories and half of the entire premises of my kingdom, then I will very well treat you all like children!

And you can all thank Mr. Valeth and Hrist Valkyrie for this.

From today onwards, you shall all receive daily assignments which must be completed by the next day. Failure to do so will result in a 2 hour long detention in which you will all write lines.

Oh and you will all have a time table now. Isn't that great?

From now on, you will only be allowed to eat and drink and be merry at designated time slots.

Breakfast: 6am - 7am
Morning tea: 9am - 9:30am
Lunch: 3pm - 3:15pm
Dinner: 9pm - 10pm

No supper for any of you children because you all have to be in bed by 11pm and the first BELL RING will be at 5am.

Over sleeping will also result in detention.

With effect from today onwards, everyone - Einherjar, servants and Valkyries and my wives will be following this schedule.

Best regards,
The All Father

.............Hrist's death pony is more fearful then Alicia's dragon.

....I wonder if she likes it though.

There is no Ragnarok yet.

It was an April Fools day joke and the entire squad fell for it.

I...i....*scared*

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ITS RAGNAROK OH MY FUCKING GOD HRIST PREPARE THE TROOPS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( huh? )

I wonder what kind of April Fool's joke this is. It was on my desk when I came in to the paperwork this morning.